Homer:  Awww, 20 dollars.  I wanted a peanut.
20 dollars -112kb   Brain:  20 dollars can buy many peanuts.
                            Homer:  Explain how.
                            Brain:  Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Smart    -133kb     Homer:  I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
                                    THIS IS MY FAVORITE HOMER QUOTE!    

Burrito  -17kb       Homer:  Where's my burrito?

Scratch   -30 kb    Homer:  Can you take the wheel for a second?  I have to scratch
                                        myself in two places at once.

TV Funny    -13kb    Homer:  Stupid TV.  Be more funny!

MMM Beer -27 kb  THIS IS A CLASSIC  Homer:  mmmmm beer

Shutup    16-kb        Homer:  Shut-up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip

MagicMan -112kb    Homer:  Oooh, I'm making people happy......

 Alien  -60kb            Homer:  It was an alien Marge.  It appeared in front of me and said
                                don't be afraid.
                               Marge:  Have you been drinking?
                               Homer:  No, well ten beers.

 Evil Song  -94kb    Homer singing: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer
                                    I am evil Homer.

 Think     -74kb        (Otto is playing the guitar loud)  Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear
                                    myself think.  BRAIN:  I want some peanuts.  Homer:  That's better.

 64 cheese -50kb    Homer:  mmmmmm 64 slices of American cheese.

 Bart's Beer -63kb    Homer:  Awww, there's only 1 beer left, and it's Bart's.

 3 Words  -42kb        Homer:  3 simple words.  I am gay.
 
 D'oh -5kb                Homer's classic catch phrase

 Dadadada  -57kb     Homer:  Dadadada hey, dadadada hey

 Laugh -122kb          Homer's hearty laugh.  Look at that jerk, ......
 
 Outta Here  -9kb     Homer:  That's it. I'm outta here.
 
 Champion  -193kb    Homer:  I am the champion, I am the champion, of the world.

 Jump  -19kb            Homer:  Jump Free Willy.  Jump with all your might

 Women -171kb        Homer comparing women to beer.

 Steakarooni -102kb    Homer and Bart talking like Flanders.

 Trapped  -148kb        Homer gets trapped inside two vending machines.

 Truth -202kb            Homer telling Marge that she can't handle the truth.

 Repair -43kb            Homer:   The half-assed approach to foundation repair.

 Flander's Sucks -22kb    Homer:  You suck diddly uck Flanders.

 Yummy -46kb        Homer:  Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy........

 CandyBoys -59kb      Homer:  See you in hell Candy Boys.

 Comet Plan -284kb    Homer's plan for when the comet is heading for Springfield

 32 Doh's -174 kb        32 consecutive D'ohs

 Alcohol -61 kb            Homer:  Alcohol is a way of life.  Alcohol is my way of life,
                                                and I intend to keep it that way.

 England -75kb            Homer:  English, who needs that, I'm never goin' to England.

 Club Sandwich -49kb      Homer:  mmmmmmm, open faced club sandwich.

 Invincible -79kb          Homer thinks that he is invincible.  FUNNY!

 Referee -119kb          Homer recalls a time when he hit a referee with a whiskey bottle.

 Scream -6kb               Homer:  Aaaaaaaaaah

 Suck -57kb                Homer talking about the previous night's opponent.

 Dumb Homer -118kb    Homer's brain prevents him from thinking up an excuse.

 Crap L-15kb              Homer:  Great Merciful Crap.

 Mr. Plow Rap -99kb        Homer's first attempt at rappin'.

 Woohoo -9kb            Another of Homer's catch phrases.

 Pornography -212kb    Homer tries to come up with an excuse for crashing his car.

 Joey JoJo -40kb        Homer:  I got this friend, Joey, Jo Jo Junior Shabba-Do.....

 Story -131kb            Homer:  .....Now let's go back to that building, where are bed and TV is.

 Pipe -53kb            Homer wants to get Ned's tickets, and here is his plan.

 St. Patricks Day -58kb        Homer:  I'ts been St. Patricks Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk.

 Pee -14kb            Homer:  and we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain anymore.

 Slide -21kb            Homer:  oooh.  SUper Fun Happy Slide.

 Lose Brain -13kb    Homer:  Me lose brain, uh oh.

 Weekend -54kb        Homer may get a 4 day weekend.

 Lombardi -73kb        Homer uses a quote from the great Vince Lombardi.

 Loaded -94kb        Homer's plans for the evening.  Funny!

 Kill my boss -37kb        Homer:  Kill my boss.  Do I dare live out the American Dream.

 Brain Cells -84kb        Homer:  Ok, brain.  I don't like you, and you don't like me, but let's get
                                    through this and I can get back to killing you with beer. FUNNY

 Sacrilicious -25kb        Homer:  mmmmmm sacrilicious.

 Billy Corgan -42kb        Homer meets Billy Corgan at Hullabalooza

 Revenge -115kb        Homer's reason to become a Big Brother.

 Halfass -66kb            Homer's theory on work. It is the American way

 Uruguay -31kb        Homer:  You are gay heheheheheheehheheheh

 Funky -72kb          Homer:  I used to rock and roll every night and party every day, Then it was
                                every other day. Now i can hardly find half an hour a week in which to
                                    get funky.

 Flintstone -188kb        Homer's rendition of the Flintstone's theme song.

 Fat Fingers -331kb        Homer tries to dial the phone, but is interuppted by the operator.

 Deer -21kb                The family:  Doh, a deer, a female deer.

 Dumped -60kb            Homer:  Dear Baby, welcome to dumpville, population you

 Cube -160kb            Homer is Mr. Burns' secretary for a while.  This is what happens.

 Mr. Plow -45kb        The Mr. Plow jingle.

 Nachoman  -39        Homer with his nacho hat at the football game.

 Simmons -575kb        A robotic  Richard Simmons goes crazy.

 Softball -445kb        The song from the softball episode.

 Twinky -36kb          Apu:  Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinky.

 Bank Run -97kb        Apu and Sanjay talk about how they will get to the bank.

 Thank You -30kb        Apu:  Thank you for coming.  I'll see you in hell.

 Blotto -46kb            Otto:  My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto.

 Fail -33kb                Ralph:  Me fail English.  That's unpossible.

 Excellent -10kb        Mr. Burns:  Excellent

 Oh My God -16kb        Krusty:  Oh my God

 Hiddely Ho -9kb        Ned's catch phrase.

 Nice Work -18kb        Wiggum:  Nice work boys.

 McBain -14kb            McBain:  Nice to see you.